I’m not afraid to defend the musical merits of Shampoo.
For example, ‘Trouble’ was irritatingly catchy and infectious – the duo got the song’s cheeky teenage angst down to a tee and the track was a lot of fun.
When it came to covers, though, Shampoo were like a group from ‘The X Factor’.
This doesn’t mean that their cover versions were bad but, for them to be good, they needed to pick the right song.
Their version of East 17’s ‘House of Love’ (which appeared on their début album, ‘We Are Shampoo’) was performed without a hint of irony and, minus Tony Mortimer’s rapping, almost sounded like a replica of the original.
And their next cover, The Waitresses’ ‘I Know What Boys Like’, looked like a good choice on paper. After all, Shampoo clearly modelled their sound and look on the likes of Fuzzbox and The Waitresses.
The original was deliberately raw, clunky and repetitive – they were, in fact, qualities that made the track likeable. In that respect, ‘Trouble’ was a very similar song but this cover doesn’t work at all.
‘I Know What Boys Like’ should be a contemporary-free zone; it doesn’t need slick production and there definitely shouldn’t be any clichéd guitar solos.
Shampoo ignored key elements of this song at their peril and, subsequently, it ripped out the original’s good humour and subtlety.
And, unlike The Waitresses’ version, this was not tongue-in-cheek; it sounded tacky and boorish. Not only is it embarrassing, but it’s the musical equivalent of middle-aged women wearing mini-skirts.
At best, it’s a mess and, to make matters worse, it still sounds like someone vomiting all over a Helen Love record.
They really should have known better.