Archive for the 'Football' Category

28
Apr
13

Has ‘The Football League Show’ improved?

I don’t like to use the word infamous lightly, but it is a word that I would use to describe BBC One’s ‘The Football League Show’.

The programme was launched in 2009 – after the BBC obtained the rights to show live Championship matches and highlights from the Football League – and the remit was very much focused on offering something new.

Unlike ITV’s Football League highlights package, which included ‘Football League Extra’ and ‘The Championship’, it was presented in a studio rather than an empty ground.

It certainly wasn’t seen as a low-key affair; the package was a big thing for the BBC and the programme’s producer, IGM Sports Media.

The early days

Even the opening titles were different. Again, unlike ITV’s offerings, there weren’t any shots of crests and managers in 2009. There were fans wearing their replica shirt over a Hi-Viz jacket, and doing cartwheels outside a train station. It was meant to be real football for real fans.

The opening minutes of the very first edition were bold, too. Take, for example, presenter Manish Bhasin’s introduction on 8 August 2009.

He proclaimed:

“Yes, good evening and a warm welcome to the brand new ‘Football League Show’ as we aim to bring you every goal across all three divisions. By the way, there’s only 95 just to squeeze in tonight. Over the next 40 weeks, we’d also love to hear from you. Have you got the right manager in charge? Have you got the right players in the team, perhaps? What about your result this afternoon? Here’s Lizzie Greenwood-Hughes as to how you can get in touch.”

And the second edition was no better, with Bhasin saying:

“The best opening day attendance figures for nearly 50 years show exactly what the Football League means to its fans. And, if that first week threw up some extraordinary results, then let me tell you, today was no less dramatic.”

The attitude taken by the programme – and Bhasin – was overzealous and condensing. They felt that the Football League was exciting; so exciting that it should be alike forcing half a dozen chicken balti pies down your throat at once.

Other elements of the programme were just as preachy. Steve Claridge was recruited to act as the programme’s pundit. During the first edition, Bhasin described him as “a man who knows the Football League inside out”.

But, at best, he has been unbearable to watch during its tenure. Clichés were often, and incoherently, bandied around with a swagger of arrogance. For a show that is broadcasting beyond midnight on a Saturday, it was the wrong tone.

There was also an ‘interactivity’ element, where Greenwood-Hughes read out texts and e-mails from viewers.

As a troubled indictor of this segment’s quality, the first five messages were about Newcastle United: four of them stated that Alan Shearer should become their manager, and one was about Tim Krul being stung by a wasp. A further two messages, during the first edition, supported Shearer.

Greenwood-Hughes also patronisingly said “well done” to a Peterborough United fan, who thought that their defeat at Derby County was a “starting block for a good season”.

During the first series, there was a slight obsession with Newcastle; on most occasions, their matches were shown first.

Within just a few minutes of the first edition, Bhasin said:

“Well, you [Claridge] mentioned the big teams, no doubt the big talking point of the Championship is Newcastle. Who’ll buy them? Who’ll be their manager? And can they bounce back at the first time of asking? Well, we got some sort of pointer to that last question, at least, when they travelled to West Brom, a game you might have seen a little earlier on BBC One.”

And then there was Mark Clemmit, a man who was equally enthusiastic talking about Torquay’s “postcard image” or about “Cardiff City’s swanky, new, £15 million stadium”.

That’s perfectly fine, but there was no light and shade to his presentation – the joviality felt like a façade, at the very least.

He presented two items: a feature about a team in the Football League – particularly if they had changed stadiums or managers – and ‘Potted History’, a collection of ‘wacky’ facts about another team.

These two segments rarely lasted more than a few minutes, but listening to Clemmit often felt like being forced to down a couple of pints after vomiting on the balti pies.

However, the amount of actual football shown was proportionally low. Over 22 minutes of the 75-minute time slot was spent on Championship football, and just under half of that was used for two games: Newcastle United v West Bromwich Albion and Derby County v Peterborough United.

Over 11 minutes was dedicated to League 1 highlights, while nearly nine minutes was used for League 2 football.

The format factory

In a way, you could say that ‘The Football League Show’ was an experiment during its earliest editions. Before 2009, there were two other similar experiments that flopped: ITV’s ‘The Premiership’ and the launch of Channel 5.

The former, which started in 2001, had a number of new features including a teatime screening, Townsend’s Tactics Truck and Terry Venables’ ProZone analysis. All three of those items were scrapped within a matter of weeks.

Channel 5’s launch in 1997 was also troubled. Its flagship programme, ‘Family Affairs’, wasn’t originally a soap about a community, it was pitched as a soap about just one family.

Its early schedules were also “stripped”, a tactic that was normally reserved for digital television. In fact, it often felt like a satellite channel.

Furthermore, two of its main sport presenters were Dominik Diamond, best known for presenting Channel 4’s ‘GamesMaster’, and Gail McKenna, a former Page Three model and future ‘How 2’ presenter.

The channel quickly obtained broadcasting rights for the Poland versus England international, but it was transmitted from a London sports café with stars from ‘Family Affairs’ and ‘Gladiators’. Claridge was also given his own role, in the form of providing betting news and analysis.

Channel 5’s reputation for its sports coverage never recovered from this moment – even if they managed to take an interest in the UEFA Intertoto Cup, Eredivisie and Primeira Liga.

The problem with these two examples, and ‘The Football League Show’, is there was an eagerness to please that went too far. They tried to add too many new gimmicks at once, while failing to get the basics right.

A slow improvement

But changes have been made to ‘The Football League Show’. The show is now pre-recorded, which led to the interactive element and Greenwood-Hughes being dropped in 2011.

Clemmit remained, despite the quiet axing of his ‘Potted History’ segment, although the insufferable enthusiasm remains.

Claridge’s role has also been reduced, being partially replaced by Leroy Rosenior. His gentle tone is suited to the programme’s late transmission time, and he also comes across as intelligent and well informed on occasions.

Bhasin’s interest in the Football League seems more genuine in 2013 than in 2009, and the programme’s overzealous attitude has been toned down.

For example, Bhasin introduced an edition, on 23 February 2013, by saying:

“Good evening, and we’ve become increasingly used to managerial chopping and changing in the nPower Football League. But this week, though, it seems to have stepped up a gear. Out went Paolo Di Canio and Dean Holdsworth, while in came Paul Ince, Simon Grayson and Andy Scott. Not to mention Alan Knill, now covering for Martin Ling over at Torquay. And they’ve all, of course, got to hit the ground running with points becoming more precious by the week. A warm welcome tonight to Steve, as we reflect on a busy day across all three divisions.”

This change in tone is seen in the new titles sequence, which was introduced in 2012. The focus is on the past – with images of Brian Clough and Glenn Hoddle – to remind viewers that football existed before 1992.

It isn’t ideal, but it is a sight more preferable than a John Westwood-esque figure dancing around in a circle.

Also, in 2013, ‘The Football League Show’ is now broadcasting more football than in 2009.

For example, on 23 February 2013, nearly 28 minutes were dedicated to Championship matches and nearly 15 minutes were spent on League 1. Furthermore, there was over ten minutes of League 2 football.

By comparing the editions on 8 August 2009 and 23 February 2013, the amount of actual highlights being broadcasted has increased by 20.32%. It must also be mentioned that both shows were 75-minutes long. (NB: this chart provides a more detailed comparison.)

The programme’s quality has slowly improved to an acceptable level and, for the most part, it is now perfectly watchable.

The future?

But there are still doubts of whether the programme requires a punditry element, particularly when Claridge is at the helm.

A back-to-basics format is recommended, where just the goals are shown, à la ITV’s ‘Football League Extra’.

If its length remains at 75 minutes, then more action can be shown – particularly as its coverage of League 2 feels rushed – but the producers would be wise to reduce the running time by 15 minutes or even half an hour.

It may look like a step backwards, but it would get the most out of a format that is difficult to produce with such short lead times.

‘The Football League Show’ may have its critics, and there is still room for improvement, but it has changed since 2009. And it is all the better for it.

08
Jan
13

Revisiting 90 Minutes’ Nightmare League

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During the 1990s, 90 Minutes ran an annual Nightmare League.

Think of it as an alternative to Fantasy Football.

Readers of the defunct magazine – instead of choosing the best players in the Premier League – picked who they thought were the worst players, and competed in regional and occupational leagues.

Premier League footballers were ranked on various statistics.

For example, they would be awarded three points for every goal that they scored and four points for every clean sheet kept by a defender or goalkeeper.

However, if they scored an own goal or received a red card, they would be deducted five points. Meanwhile, yellow cards would be rewarded with minus three points.

Also, whenever a defender or goalkeeper conceded a goal, they would score a single minus point.

And, for every time a midfielder or striker played a minimum of 45 minutes without scoring, they would be deducted one point.

Therefore, the worst players would attain a significant minus score at the end of the season and the readers, who had the lowest marks, would win their regional or occupational league.

And, while the magazine published a “worst players of ’95/96” list, they never picked a Nightmare League XI.

This was surprising, considering that they published “The Chaos Theory XI”, “Hoddle’s First 11 – the players that could figure in the new England manager’s plans” and the “Nightmare Team of the tournament [Euro 96]” during the summer of 1996.

However, after scouring through old editions of 90 Minutes, here are their worst players from the 1995/1996 Premier League season.

GK: Keith Branagan

Club: Bolton Wanderers
Nightmare League points total: minus 40

Surprisingly, goalkeepers were a rarity in the Nightmare League.

For instance, only three other goalkeepers scored less than minus ten points: Sheffield Wednesday’s Kevin Pressman with minus 22 points, Leeds United’s John Lukic with minus 15 points and Nottingham Forest’s Mark Crossley with minus 11 points.

But, after conceding 59 goals in 31 games, Keith Branagan was easily the worst goalkeeper in this league and joint 20th worst player overall.

LB: Alan Kimble

Club: Wimbledon
Nightmare League points total: minus 43

Although Wimbledon finished 14th in the 1995/1996 Premier League, they had defensive problems following Warren Barton’s move to Newcastle United.

The Dons conceded 70 league goals and only Bolton Wanderers had an inferior defensive record.

Therefore, it should not surprise you that Alan Kimble is in this XI – after scoring minus 43 points and grabbing a joint 14th placed spot overall.

His form was so bad, Kimble’s only realistic contender was Sheffield Wednesday’s right-footed left back Ian Nolan with minus 37 points.

CB: Jimmy Phillips

Club: Bolton Wanderers
Nightmare League points total: minus 58

The Nightmare League was full of centre backs and the worst of them was Jimmy Phillips.

The second-worst player in this league was one of just six players to score minus 50 points or less.

No one can argue about the fact that he was one of the main reasons why Bolton struggled so much in their first Premier League campaign.

CB: Paul Williams

Club: Coventry City
Nightmare League points total: minus 49

Paul Williams’ first season in the Premier League, after his move from Derby County, won’t be remembered for the right reasons, and the Sky Blues conceded 60 league goals during the 1995/1996 season.

Bolton’s Chris Fairclough was only two points ahead and, if he had played more than 24 games, Wimbledon’s Alan Reeves could have nicked this spot after scoring minus 42 points.

Queens Park Rangers’ Steve Yates, meanwhile, also came close with minus 46 points.

RB: Kenny Cunningham

Club: Wimbledon
Nightmare League points total: minus 78

Kenny Cunningham may have gained some plaudits over the years but, according to the Nightmare League, he was the worst player by far, after being minus 20 points behind Jimmy Phillips.

Interestingly, two other right backs were in the top six worst players: QPR’s David Bardsley and Sheffield Wednesday’s Peter Atherton, who both scored minus 50 points.

LM: Alan Thompson

Club: Bolton Wanderers
Nightmare League points total: minus 39

Alan Thompson may have played for England in 2004, but he was this league’s worst left-footed winger. This was after being placed 23rd in the league with minus 39 points.

However, this does not come as a surprise because, after scoring Bolton’s first league goal of the season against Wimbledon on 19 August 1995, he failed to score in his other 25 appearances.

And, as competition for this position was so scarce, Thompson’s closest rival was Newcastle’s David Ginola with minus 31 points.

CM: Garry Flitcroft

Club: Manchester City
Nightmare League points total: minus 54

Another relegated club means the inclusion of another footballer in the Nightmare League.

This time it’s Garry Flitcroft, the worst midfielder and third-worst player in this league.

90 Minutes couldn’t even spell his name correctly in the final listings.

CM: Barry Horne

Club: Everton
Nightmare League points total: minus 47

This was actually a tie, as two other central midfielders had accrued the same amount of points.

But, as Barry Horne had played less Premier League football in the 1995/1996 season than Coventry City’s Kevin Richardson and Middlesbrough’s Jamie Pollock, Everton’s lowest ranked player gets the final central midfield spot.

Horne was the joint eight-worst player in this league – but the aforementioned trio faced tough competition from Chelsea’s Dennis Wise (minus 45 points), Everton’s Joe Parkinson (minus 43 points), Aston Villa’s Andy Townsend (minus 42 points) and Manchester United’s Nicky Butt (minus 41 points).

RM: Steve Lomas

Club: Manchester City
Nightmare League points total: minus 50

There was a real lack of right-sided midfielders in this league; therefore, Steve Lomas is the midfielder that best fits this slot.

Lomas was the joint fourth-worst player in this league and, along with Flitcroft, Manchester City had the two lowest ranked midfielders.

The only right-footed winger that came close was Coventry’s Paul Telfer, who was placed 24th and scored minus 39 points.

FW: Mark Hughes

Club: Chelsea
Nightmare League points total: minus 40

With the potential to score lots of goals, it was difficult to score lowly in the Nightmare League. Even Forest’s Andrea Silenzi scored minus six points.

However, due to his 11 yellow cards and one red card, Mark Hughes is the second-worst striker in this league.

During a difficult first season at Chelsea, the Welsh forward only scored eight league goals in 30 games and, if he hadn’t scored four goals in his final four games of the season, a joint 20th placed finish could have been beyond him.

FW: Trevor Sinclair

Club: Queens Park Rangers
Nightmare League points total: minus 43

Some people could suggest that Southampton’s Matthew Le Tissier should be in this XI, after scoring minus 38 points.

But, during the 1995/1996 season, he often played in midfield, as Gordon Watson and Neil Shipperley were Dave Merrington’s preferred strike partners in a 4-4-2 formation.

What’s even more surprising, though, is that Trevor Sinclair bags this final spot after a joint 14th placed finish.

Although he has played on both sides of the wing, Sinclair was regularly utilised as a striker during the 1995/1996 season.

90 Minutes, meanwhile, claimed in July 1996 that “he insists on playing down the middle of the park”, making it more likely that some saw him as a forward in the mid-1990s.

Despite being named in five consecutive England squads, during the build up to Euro 96, Sinclair only scored two league goals and failed to score in his final 26 games of the season.

The only real pretenders to the strikers’ throne were Bolton’s John McGinlay and Wimbledon’s Dean Holdsworth, who both scored minus 20 points.

12
Mar
12

Curbing homophobia in Norwegian football

Like many countries, it has been difficult to curb homophobia in Norwegian football. There have been some groundbreaking initiatives since the turn of the millennium but, despite these earnest steps, there has been a lack of progress and awareness regarding the problems facing gay footballers.

Thomas Berling’s retirement in 2000, after coming out, is a stark reminder of this.

However, a new project by the Football Association of Norway – which is also known as the NFF – could bring a positive legacy to the game.

Berling’s retirement

Berling was seen as a talented prospect in Norwegian football during the late 1990s and had a bright future ahead of him.

He started his career at Mosjøen IL and Nardo FK, while his fine form for the under-19 national side secured a move to FK Lyn in 1999.

Although his professional career was taking off, Berling found it difficult to cope with his homosexuality in football.

For instance, he admitted to Dagbladet magazine in 2009 that he used various strategies during his youth career to prevent other players from getting suspicious about his sexuality.

These strategies ranged from being homophobic to having various girlfriends and using them as an alibi.

A year after joining FK Lyn, he came out to his manager Vidar Davidsen – albeit privately, although Berling started to discuss his homosexuality publicly in April 2001 – when he was aged 21 years. Berling told Dagbladet that, during this conversation, there were concerns about what would happen if he fell in love with another player at the club.

Berling decided to retire from professional football within a week, after seeing the extent of homophobia in the dressing room throughout his career.

For instance, he claimed that the word “gay” was used as an insult, rather than a word, in Norwegian football.

The lower leagues

It does appear, though, that it is possible to be a gay footballer in the lower leagues of Norwegian football.

Berling, for example, made a brief comeback in 2001 when he became the captain of Drøbak/Frogn IL, after he was approached by another homosexual footballer.

Furthermore, Anders Dale also came out in 2000, while he was a FK Vidar player, and has since carried on playing professional football.

There was also a positive response when gay magazine Blikk sponsored lower league outfit Grüner IL in 2001.

Generally, though, it is still a major issue in Norwegian football.

Big problems remain

A striking statement was found in a survey, ‘Med idretten mot homofob’, which said there were approximately 20,000 homosexuals actively playing football in Norway and around a fifth of them had attempted suicide at least once.

In addition, an investigation in 2005 by Adresseavisens found that a sixth of footballers in Norway felt uncomfortable changing in the dressing room with a homosexual footballer.

There has also been little press coverage, regarding this issue, in Norway.

Adressa journalist Terje Eidsvåg, for instance, claimed that Norwegian reports about Swedish defender Anton Hysén’s sexuality were rare, even though the two countries have similar cultures and situations surrounding homosexuality in football.

Former Sevilla goalkeeper Frode Olsen, meanwhile, was accused of defending homophobia in 2008, while working as a pundit on television.

Compared to other sports like handball, which has faced similar problems in the past, homophobia in football is covered far less proactively in Norway.

Television channel TV2, for instance, produced a documentary series called ‘Raballder’ in 2006, which was about a gay handball team based in Oslo.

Commentary by important figures

Major figures in Norwegian football have commented on these problems, though.

Karen Espelund – the former general secretary of the NFF – claimed that little had been done to reduce discrimination, other than stating in their rules that no one should be excluded on the basis of their sexual orientation.

Meanwhile, Nils Johan Semb, the former manager of the Norwegian national team, feels that the majority of homophobic abuse comes from supporters and players are more aware of the negative effects of such language.

Others, however, see it differently.

Viking FK’s president Ole Rugland and Aalesund FK’s chairman Arne Aambakk have stated that homosexuality is not an issue at their clubs.

Youth players at Lillestrøm SK, meanwhile, have said that they respect the honesty of their homosexual coach, Lars Bache.

It is clear that this is not a simple issue to resolve and Egil Østenstad has highlighted its complexity.

The former Southampton striker, who has publicly called for players to be sent off if they make homophobic remarks, told Dagbladet it is hard to know whether gay footballers are being bullied because he feels that homosexuality is invisible.

A turning point?

If there is a turning point, though, it has come from a recent initiative, which was focused on attitudes towards homosexuality.

In 2010, the Akershus Football Association, alongside the NFF, implemented a pilot project within 14 Komerike municipals – which gave them the power to ban homophobic footballers for up to six matches.

The project has since received local prizes in Akershus and, to gain further knowledge on the issue, the NFF has commissioned a study about the perception of homosexuality in football.

It will analyse the various challenges facing gay footballers, as well as looking at the changes that can be made so LGBT persons can see the sport as a support resource. The NFF are also hoping that the study will lead to further research on the issue, so they can take action against homophobia.

The study, which will be based on in-depth interviews, is expected to be published in mid-April 2012 and could be the breakthrough project that finally brings this issue into the mainstream.

This is a big step forward and there remains enough hope to suggest that 2012 could be the year when this issue changes for the better.

04
Mar
12

Sheffield Wednesday’s Intertoto Cup adventure

As the phrase goes, hindsight is a funny thing.

Some Aston Villa and Blackburn Rovers fans may feel that the 2011/2012 season is one of the worst they have seen.

Within the next decade, though, they may have changed their minds.

Just look at Sheffield Wednesday: the club was involved in a relegation battle during the 1995/1996 season, which would have disappointed many fans.

But they were competing in the Premier League.

They had signed Marc Degryse from R.S.C. Anderlecht. And, best of all, they played in the UEFA Intertoto Cup.

The build up

Sheffield Wednesday were one of three English teams who competed in 1995’s Intertoto Cup – the others being Wimbledon and Tottenham Hotspur – and, according to 90 Minutes journalists Kevin Palmer and Andy Strickland, the Owls were “[t]he only British team to take the Intertoto Cup seriously [that] summer”.

Judging from the build up, though, that statement could have been very different.

In May 1995, Sheffield Wednesday rejected the opportunity to join the competition and, earlier that month, Tottenham Hotspur and Wimbledon had also rebuffed UEFA’s offer.

In early June, though, all three sides agreed to play in the competition, which prevented UEFA from banning English clubs that would be participating in European competitions during the 1996/1997 season.

Sheffield Wednesday’s group was tough, though, as the Owls’ opponents Group One included Danish side Aarhus GF and Fußball-Bundesliga outfit Karlsruher SC.

A tough start

The preparations for the first match, against FC Basle at the St. Jakob Stadium on 24 June, were less than ideal.

For instance, Clive Baker was in temporary charge and many experienced players were still on their pre-season break.

The likes of Graham Hyde and Lee Briscoe started the match, but Baker was forced to rely on five guest loanees: Cardiff City’s John Pearson, Bradford City goalkeeper Ian Bowling, David German of Halifax Town, and Rotherham United duo Andy Williams and Tony Brien.

Pearson made a lively return to the club by creating chances, but a second-half strike by Alexandre Rey gave the experienced Swiss side a 1-0 victory.

With just one qualification place available, the club could not afford to lose another game.

A new manager

By the time they were due to play their next game, against Górnik Zabrze at Rotherham United’s Millmoor Stadium on 8 July, the Owls were in better shape.

David Pleat was ready for his first game as Sheffield Wednesday’s manager and several first-team players – including Chris Woods, Ian Nolan, Des Walker, Andy Sinton, Peter Atherton, Chris Waddle and Mark Bright – started the match, after returning for pre-season training just 24 hours before the match.

Star striker David Hirst, though, was completing a three-match European ban for his dismissal against 1.FC Kaiserslautern in 1992.

The Owls scored first when Julian Watts’ attack troubled defender Maciej Krzętowski, which led to an own goal, but Marek Szemoński soon equalised.

And, just before the half time break, some strong build-up play between Waddle, Hyde and Nolan found Bright’s head to give Sheffield Wednesday a 2-1 lead.

Bright nearly scored another goal in the second half, but his shot came back off the post and Waddle fired in the rebound.

Woods, however, made a howler after losing his balance and he fell over the line, while the ball was still in his hands, to give the visitors a consolation goal.

An early exit

Ahead of the group’s biggest match, against group leaders Karlsruher SC at the Wildparkstadion on 15 July, Sheffield Wednesday needed to avoid defeat in order to stay in the competition.

Danny Bergara, the club’s head coach, was in charge and the home side took an early lead when Slaven Bilić scored with a cracking 30-yard strike.

The Owls got a deserved equaliser and ended Karlsruher SC’s 100% record when Bright scored another header from close range after some excellent work by Waddle.

Millmoor hosted the final match, against Aarhus GF on 22 July, and both sides had to hope that results went their way, if they were to ensure qualification for the knockout stages.

New signing Mark Pembridge – and the club’s new crest and home kit – made their débuts and the Welshman made an immediate impact by setting up Bright’s third goal of the competition after 11 minutes.

Nocko Jokovic soon equalised but Bright scored again, during the opening period of the second half, after he was set-up by Sheridan.

Sheffield Wednesday’s best goal of the tournament was left until last, though.

Dan Petrescu dribbled past two defenders and the goalkeeper, and thus allowing an easy tap-in for the Romanian full back.

However, the match ended on a sour note.

Bright was sent-off for retaliating to Henrik Mortensen’s challenge and the Owls exited the tournament after Karlsruher SC hammered Górnik Zabrze 6-1.

The aftermath

Although Sheffield Wednesday did not progress to the next round, they were moral winners in comparison to Tottenham Hotspur and Wimbledon.

The two London sides were banned from European competitions for one season after fielding under-strength sides throughout the Intertoto Cup.

The Premier League quickly vetoed the punishment and UEFA scrapped the ban in January 1996, but it became the legacy of the Intertoto Cup.

Although clubs like Bradford City and West Ham United fielded strong sides in future tournaments, it was never a priority in English football.

Tottenham Hotspur and Wimbledon got what they deserved, though, as both sides finished second-from-bottom in their groups.

Furthermore, Spurs lost three of their four matches and the Crazy Gang failed to win a single match.

On the other hand, Sheffield Wednesday won two matches and finished second in Group One with seven points.

And, if they had beaten Karlsruher SC and gained a point against FC Basle, they would have qualified for the knockout stages.

The Owls can look back at their Intertoto Cup campaign with pride, that’s for sure.

(NB: The embedded video has brief highlights of Sheffield Wednesday versus Aarhus GF between 4:00 to 4:35)

13
Nov
11

The legacy of Gazza’s music career

People were mad about Paul Gascoigne in 1990 – the term “Gazza-mania” sums it up.

After Italia ’90, the number of Gazza-related products was endless: the annuals, videos, countless biographies, MB board games and video game sequels.

And this is without mentioning his appearances in television adverts for Brut and Woolworths, and launching BBC Radio Five with a guest slot on Garth Crooks’ ‘Sporting Albums’ programme.

He even won the Best Dressed Man and BBC Sports Personality of the Year awards in late 1990.

But, during the height of “Gazza-mania”, Gazza ventured into the music industry by releasing three records (in the form of two singles and an album): something that would not just change the way footballers make music, but would also help to influence the rest of his career.

Chart statistics

To explain this, some historical context is needed.

In November 1990, Gazza teamed up with Lindisfarne to release a revised version of one of their most famous songs; this time, it was called ‘Fog on the Tyne (Revisited)’.

There was the inevitable wave of press hype, and it was expected to be a breakout hit and immediately reach Number 1 in the UK Singles Chart.

Despite being released over a month before Christmas – and having another single, ‘Geordie Boys (Gazza Rap)’, released by then – ‘Fog on the Tyne (Revisited)’ was installed as the third favourite for the Christmas Number 1 spot, behind Cliff Richard’s ‘Saviour’s Day’ and Partners in Kryme’s ‘Undercover’.

Smash Hits’ Richard Lowe, for instance, wrote:

“So they [Lindisfarne] re-write the words to suit Gazza, stick a big booming house beat behind it and bob’s your uncle, it’ll be No.1 for about six million years. Well, for a bit anyway.”

Bearing in mind these high expectations, it’s fair to say that ‘Fog on the Tyne (Revisited)’ under-performed in the charts.

It was the highest new entry in the UK Singles Chart at Number 11 and the next week it climbed up to Number 2 – as it was kept off the Number 1 spot by the UK’s biggest selling single of 1990, The Righteous Brothers’ re-release of ‘Unchained Melody’.

Despite this, sales quickly dropped as it only spent two weeks in the Top 10 and nine weeks in the Top 75. And, by Christmas, it had slipped to Number 48.

It did not get any better when ‘Geordie Boys (Gazza Rap)’ was released, just seven weeks later, in a rushed attempt to get it out for the Christmas market.

Being released so soon after Gazza’s début single meant that most of press promotion was about Gazza’s music career, rather than one particular single.

Despite airings of the video on ‘Top of the Pops’ and ITV’s Saturday morning children’s programme ‘Motormouth’, the follow-up single performed poorly in the charts: entering at Number 43 a before the 1990 Christmas chart.

It soon peaked at Number 31 but the damage was done and his LP, released under the moniker of Gazza and Friends, also flopped.

The negative press reception towards ‘Fog on the Tyne (Revisited)’ did not help ahead of the release of ‘Geordie Boys (Gazza Rap)’ and neither did the sheer amount of hype attached to the début single.

This led to Mark Moore from S’Express claiming – during an interview for Select in January 1991 – the hero and hype of 1990 was Gazza because of Italia ’90 and “the dance music overkill bandwagon”.

The fact that the release of ‘Geordie Boys (Gazza Rap)’ was pencilled in a week before the music industry’s busiest week was an indicator of its troubled genesis; it may have fared better in the charts if it was released during the quiet New Year period, alongside another press campaign.

Iron Maiden, Wet Wet Wet and D:Ream all reached Number 1 in the UK Singles Chart, during the early-to-mid 1990s, by taking advantage of the fact that few records are released at the start of the year, and doing the same may have saved Gazza’s music career.

Not only was it killed off within seven weeks, but it could also be classed as the first major backlash that the footballer had faced.

The marketing machine

Despite the criticism from music critics, Gazza took his musical recordings seriously.

This was to the extent that he told Lowe he wouldn’t spoof his famous tears in the ‘Fog on the Tyne (Revisited)’ promotional video. He said:

“That would be taking the piss out of something I’d done very seriously. What happened at that moment was something I was really upset about – England got beaten in the World Cup. A lot of other people were upset too and it would be taking the piss out of them if I made a joke of it now.”

In addition, during the interview with Smash Hits, he added:

“I’m taking it seriously. I want it to do well. I don’t want to put no crap in the charts and I want it to do well because of the song, because it’s a good song, not because it’s a Paul Gascoigne song.”

Also, unlike ad-hoc recordings like Kevin Keegan’s ‘Head Over Heels In Love’, there seemed to be an actual strategy in place for a footballer-cum-musician for the first time.

Details of Gazza’s LP and his follow-up single ‘Geordie Boys (Gazza Rap)’, for instance, were announced during promotion for ‘Fog on the Tyne (Revisited)’, which suggests that there were plans to turn the player into a fully-fledged pop star.

Although it is unknown whether this was a short-term plan – in order to milk Gazza’s boom in popularity, during the later months of 1990 – there was an attempt to tailor the music towards Gazza’s personality and brand.

Instead of making money out of one single, BMG Records, who used the subsidiary label Best for Gazza’s records, tried to make as much money as possible by releasing a series of records within a space of a few months; thus, further developing the concept of musicians releasing music.

This is in stark contrast to the approach taken when Glenn Hoddle and Chris Waddle’s ‘Diamonds Lights’ was released in 1987.

The idea to release a single started off as a bit of fun at an budget car rental awards party and, while ‘Diamond Lights’ was eventually picked up by minor label Record Shack, it was never taken too seriously by either footballer and no long-term plan was apparent.

In fact, considering that the release of ‘Diamond Lights’ coincided with the 1987 FA Cup final, it could be cynically suggested that the single was marketing ploy for Tottenham Hotspur’s appearance in the aforementioned final.

A follow-up, ‘It’s Goodbye’, was released but failed to reached the UK Top 100 Singles Chart, partly due to Hoddle’s move to Monaco and his inability to promote the record.

While Gazza’s music career was equally short-lived, his earnest approach has similarities with other footballers-cum-musicians.

Perhaps the one of the most notable is Neil Danns, who released his debut single, ‘Survive’, in March 2010.

Although he has decided to concentrate on his career as a footballer, the fact that he has uploaded several tracks on his website, and completed a course in video editing and production at the London Academy, suggests that Danns could have plans of becoming a professional musician upon retirement.

Footballers seeing music as a long-term career goal, however, is becoming more prominent and is a natural development in how musicians make music.

The most successful of these plans is Dion Dublin’s musical instrument, The Dube, which was commercially released in October 2010.

Dublin first credited June 1975 as the first date in the history of his invention, which is a percussion instrument in the shape of a cube, and veteran musicians – such as Courtney Pine and Carl McGregor – are now using it.

The creative changes

But it is just not the business side of footballers making music that Gazza changed: its creative side also changed.

Keegan’s ‘Head Over Heels In Love’ would not have sounded out-of-place on a David Cassidy or David Essex LP and, while Hoddle and Waddle’s had recorded their début single prior to it being snapped up by Record Shack, ‘Diamond Lights’ was undoubtedly influenced by the new romantic genre.

Prior to Gazza’s recording career, not only were these records largely ad-hoc but there were also jumping on any old bandwagon to give it maximum exposure.

And, judging from ‘Fog on the Tyne (Revisited)’ and ‘Geordie Boys (Gazza Rap)’, this wasn’t going to change.

This was mainly because it combined the emerging rap genre with the novelty genre that had been re-popularised by several artists; most notably, Timmy Mallet’s collaboration with Bombalurina – whose cover of ‘Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini’ reached the Number 1 spot in August 1990.

However, it was Gazza’s LP, ‘Let’s Have a Party’, that really changed how footballers recorded music.

Although it contained both of his singles, the album also had four medleys – based on Elvis Presley, Motown, 1970s disco and Gilbert O’Sullivan – and a cover of The Beatles’ ‘All You Need is Love’ that featured Gazza’s sister, Kenny Lynch and Danny Baker.

Essentially, on paper, it was Black Lace meets Jive Bunny & the Mastermixers.

Again, the LP was based on Gazza’s persona and it appeared in interviews that he also had a large input in making of the album.

Although Q’s Tom Hibbert needed to explain the concept of ‘Desert Island Discs’ to Gazza, the midfielder eventually said: “If you want me on your Desert Island Discs, it’s got to be lot of tracks off Elvis.” In addition, he told Lowe:

“I used to dance like him [Elvis], well, try to anyway. When I was a young kid I used to dance and bop and all that. I used to really like it. That’s why I’ve got the Elvis medley on the LP. It’s going to be very good – it’s a 17 minute mix of Elvis songs, there’s never been one of them before.”

‘Let’s Have a Party’, unsurprisingly, failed to reach the UK Top 100 Album Charts and was largely mocked by critics, but it was perhaps the first record that allowed a footballer to experiment with their own musical tastes and indulgences.

A current example is Danns’ brand of, what he calls, acoustic indie-urban music, and he has also written and produced several tracks.

There has, subsequently, been a recent wave of footballers that have recently records, which could be classed as self-indulgent.

This, however, creates a dilemma: while it boosts their own ego and allows them creative freedom, it has the risk of alienating potential listeners and not being commercially viable.

Ryan Babel and Clint Dempsey’s rap recordings, for instance, have either been ignored or ridiculed, while others have explored their own influences to release something that’s more meaningful.

Former Nigeria Under-23 international Emmanuel Babayaro is one such example.

Although his first singles, ‘9Ja Area’ and ‘My Party’, displayed his narcissism to significant levels, his 2010 album ‘Best of Both Worlds’ was a fusion of jazz and hip-hop.

It was also well-received in Nigeria, as the album had three official press launches that has attended by several Nigerian celebrities including Chief Rochas Okorocha and former Everton striker Daniel Amokachi.

Gazza’s music critics

Perhaps the most lasting and defining legacy of Gazza’s music career was the possible influence that its press coverage had on Gazza himself.

You could say that, during the period between Italia ’90 and the release of ‘Fog on the Tyne (Revisited)’ Gazza was a hero, the everyday man of working class Northern England.

And Gazza was generally well liked before Italia ’90 as Steve Sutherland, during an interview with Gazza in Melody Maker, wrote:

“Paul Gascoigne hasn’t had that much “bad stuff” to content with yet – not really that bad, crawl away in a dark hole and die stuff like Boy George had. The best bad stuff the press have come up with so far was some half-cocked story about witnessing the death of a childhood friend which, according to some hack, accounted for Gascoigne’s apparently weird psychological make-up. No one’s yet accused him of silencing his Rottweilers by cutting their vocal chords or saving up for a sex change.”

A backlash, inevitably, had to come from somewhere: the music press.

Kylie Minogue was also suffering from a backlash as her sexualised image, during the release of ‘Step Back in Time’, was criticised by readers of teenage magazines like Smash Hits.

She won a number of “worst” awards in the 1990 and 1991 Smash Hits Poll Winners Party, and her ‘Rhythm of Love’ LP, which was released in November 1990, just scraped into the UK Top 10 Album Charts. Furthermore, her next album, ‘Let’s Get To It’ fared even worse as it peaked at Number 15 in October 1991.

But, with Gazza, it was different: the coverage of ‘Fog on the Tyne’ from the music press could be considered as more vicious and, to a certain extent, cruel.

The scale of the coverage that ‘Fog on the Tyne’ got from various music magazines was probably the root of the problem. Both Smash Hits and Melody Maker featured Gazza on the front page of their editions in late October 1990.

Even considering the extent of “Gazza-mania”, this could be considering as a surprise; Gazza was featured ahead of Pet Shop Boys, Northside and Ride on the Melody Maker’s front cover, and he was chosen ahead of features about Madonna and Jimmy Somerville’s greatest hits LPs on Smash Hits’ cover.

Having Gazza on the front covers would have undoubtedly sold many copies, but there was probably also pressure from BMG Records to include the footballer on these covers.

Therefore, the standards of these magazines had to be compromised: they loathed ‘Fog on the Tyne (Revisited)’ but, at the same time, they needed to sell copies.

To the Melody Maker’s credit, they conducted an intelligent interview with Gazza, mostly about his media image and struggle to settle in London, but Smash Hits and Q did not spare any punches.

A troubling indicator of Smash Hits’ interview with Gazza was on the front page, which had the caption: “Gazza! The Man! The Myth! The ‘Music’!!”

And things didn’t get better during Lowe’s feature, as the most scathing remarking was “[h]onestly, it’s the most tragic LP ever made”.

Lowe and Hibbert also seemed intent on showing Gazza up, by making him look as stupid as possible, normally by accenting his quotes.

Describing Gazza’s primary musical influences, for instance, Hibbert wrote:

“Yur. Gazza,” he [Gazza] goes. “Hurr…” And he [Gazza] starts to sing. “I’ve got a brand new combine harvester and I’ll give you the key… Dee deedle dee deedle dee. D’you remember it? It was really good. It was by the Wurzels, weren’t it? That’s right. And I love Elvis. I like Elvis. Jailhouse Rock. But I’ve just really got into GI Blues. He’s got you, you know, with GI Blues, like, he’s got…” And he [Gazza] starts to sing again. “You ever you ever get you ever get one you ever get one of them days you ever get one of those days boys… I can’t remember the words. Dum-di-dum-di-dum. Two two. Er…”

Before these interviews, Gazza was reluctant to participate.

According to Lowe, he was treated badly by a few newspapers and had also been wary of reports because “he [Gazza] thinks they’re all out to finding something bad about him.” He added:

“And it’s a very different Gazza who warily sits down to answer a few questions from Smash Hits. Gone is the confident, life and soul of the party bravado, gone is the big “isn’t it all a laugh” grin. He sits and fidgets with the zipper of his tracksuit. He won’t look you in the eye. He flicks through a paper while he’s talking. He’s nervous and uncomfortable, but he answers the questions politely enough in his quickfire two-thousand-words-a-second Geordie babble.”

For someone who was showing signs of emotional frailness and wishing he had “got the police onto it”, regarding an author who, according to Gazza, “went round telling loads of lies and he’s writing a book about Paul Gascoigne”, Lowe and Hibbert’s interviews could be classed as tactless.

The strains on Gazza

‘Fog on the Tyne (Revisited)’ may have been musically questionable, but being mocked for not knowing what ‘Desert Island Discs’ was may have worsened his psychological state.

Tony Dorigo, for instance, told ghostwriter Robin McGibbon, in his 1990 book ‘Gazza! A Biography’, of Gazza’s state of mind during the Italia ’90 semi-final. He added:

“Dave Beasant was the first to spot Gazza crying and told us to keep our eyes on him. Sure enough, his face was all serious, as he fought to get the ball, but then he would suddenly stop and start crying again. It was like an on and off switch. He was running around, trying to tackle and close players down. Once, he sprinted at Matthäus and we thought has was going to tackle him, but Matthäus dropped his shoulder and passed him. Gazza stood there, his face scrunched up, and he started crying again. At that point, all the boys were looking at each other laughing. Gazza would compose himself and try another tackle and when he missed that he would cry again. And we would laugh” (p.197).

Also, after Italia ’90, the strains of “Gazza-mania” were starting to show.

During Tottenham Hotspur’s pre-season tour of Norway, the midfielder got booked and substituted within 30 minutes of the first match and, in a friendly against Hearts, he was booked within the first 12 minutes.

On Monday 3 September 1990, Gazza’s business advisers, on the advice of Terry Venables, had cancelled six personal appearances and announced that they would not book any more appearances.

The former Italian football correspondent for Shoot and World Soccer, Jane Nottage, provided further light on the impact of Gazza’s records in her 1993 biography, ‘Paul Gascoigne: The Inside Story’. She wrote:

“One of the more controversial stunts was the recording of the Gazza LP, with hits ‘Fog on the Tyne’, an old Lindisfarne record that went to number one [sic] in the charts, and ‘Geordie Boys’, written by Mel Stein. Gazza suffered hell in the dressing room, and although used to give as good as he got, it was yet more pressure and it was all getting rather wearing for him” (p.43).

Furthermore, The Charlatans’ frontman Tim Burgess was wary of the impact of Gazza’s music career. In October 1990, he told Smash Hits:

“I think he’s being manipulated. I think it’s a real shame. Would you risk your character, your individualism for that? The press are manipulating him to a massive degree and I think that’s diabolical. I feel really sorry for him, I can’t be doing with that. I think it sucks. He should stick to doing his own bloody thing. It’s stupid, you know, it- (sniiiip!)”

Less than a year later, he ruptured a crucial ligament when he recklessly fouled Gary Charles in the 1991 FA Cup final.

And, during his time at Lazio and Glasgow Rangers in the 1990s, he was involved in numerous controversies including telling Norway to “f**k off” prior to an England international match, his infamous flute incident towards Glasgow Celtic, and his escalating problems with mental health, alcohol addiction and weight-related issues.

The interviews with Lowe and Hibbert were not the cause of these problems but they did not help and may have escalated them even further; it’s no coincidence because they were exploiting a vulnerable man for a few laughs and cheap digs.

His charity work for the Make-a-Wish Foundation, for instance, was largely ignored, while newspaper columns about his groin injuries and transfer links would’ve unsettled Gazza even more.

There may have been worse things written about Gascoigne since 1990 but – at the very best – the music press’ response to Gazza’s music career escalated a slowly emerging trend of bringing Gazza down at his career peak.

Beneath the surface, it’s certainly a depressing legacy.

12
Sep
11

Welcome home, Ormondroyd’s Virtual Match Reports

Do you remember that Walkers advert with Gary Lineker from the 1990s?

Hang on, let me be a bit more specific.

Do you remember that Walkers advert with Gary Lineker from the 1990s, which had Lineker walking through the streets of Leicester with ‘Welcome Home’ by Peters & Lee in the background? Yep, that one.

For me – as someone who grew up with the likes of Jon Newsome, Bernard Lambourde, Pegguy Arphexad and Carl Leaburn – the return of Ormondroyd’s Virtual Match Reports represents Gary Lineker walking around Leicester for a crisp advert.

For those who haven’t heard of Ormondroyd’s Virtual Match Reports: every week, in the late 1990s and early 2000s, The Guardian website posted a satirical round-up of the weekend’s football via stick drawings and diagrams.

It sounds simple, and it was simple, but that’s why it worked so well.

The humour was dry and straight to the point and, even if its analysis was never in-depth, it painted a picture of the game, during that particular era.

Take the Ormondroyd’s Virtual Match Report of Sheffield Wednesday’s 1-0 victory over Chelsea in April 2000, for instance, where it said:

Chelsea press forward and come desperately close on several occasions. George Weah has a great chance after Kevin Pressman goes walkabout, but only manages to find the crossbar.”

Fair enough, you’d say, but the accompanying picture showed Pressman going to a pie shop on the touch-line proclaiming “[a]ll of them, please” – while Weah hits the bar, despite an open goal.

Not only did it sum up Pressman’s weight problem in one picture, but it also summed up Weah’s loan spell at Chelsea as a great disappointment.

The reports didn’t go for the obvious stories or matches either.

Steve Claridge’s gambling problem was mocked – as was Neville Southall’s brief spell at Bradford City and Barry Horne’s arrival at Sheffield Wednesday during Peter Shreeves’ tenure as caretaker manager.

It shouldn’t be seen as a chirpy supplement to the likes of The Times and World Soccer, though; it can be classed as journalism in itself.

It had the delayed drop introductions (as seen in the ‘Farewell Steve Ogrizovic, Hello John Hartson’ report, with its first line “Chesterfield. 43,000 BC”), snappy endings, and basic facts and figures.

It was, perhaps, unorthodox, but Ormondroyd’s Virtual Match Reports was, in essence, similar to a match report by Phil McNulty; it was just reported in a different way.

And that’s why it’s great to see it back.

The Loaded-esque 90 Minutes has long since gone and been replicated in a mediocre and watered-down fashion via the likes of TalkSport Magazine and the Soccer AM television programme.

With the exception of When Saturday Comes, good humour has become a rarity in sports journalism and the first Ormondroyd’s Virtual Match Report since 2003 still retains its bite and honesty.

It is relatively unchanged, apart from its format where, instead of looking at football matches, it looks at recent events such as Joey Barton’s use of Twitter.

Whether this is a permanent fixture or not, it’s a positive change and will ensure that the series will remain fresh.

But even if the game has changed since 2003, the format should not necessary reflect that.

Stick images of a goal scored by Cédric Roussel or Robbie Blake and Stefan Schnoor missing a penalty for Derby County worked brilliantly in 2000, and the question should be whether it will work in 2011.

I suspect that – even if it wouldn’t quite be the same with Kevin Doyle and Clint Dempsey, due to the nostalgia factor – it would work just as well, if the wit remained intact.

And, so far, it has and everything is looking rosy.

But, whatever happens, it’s better to have Ormondroyd’s Virtual Match Reports back, than to have none at all.

The first Ormondroyd’s Virtual Match Report since 2003 has been published on its Facebook page. The original series of Ormondroyd’s Virtual Match Reports is on The Guardian’s website.

05
Jun
11

The ‘best’ quotes from ‘Lovejoy on Football’

Tim Lovejoy, personally, represents everything that is wrong with football.

You know: the glory hunting, the Diadora trainers, shouting ‘Taxi’ when anyone misses a sitter and wearing a Ramones T-shirt despite never owning an album by the aforementioned band.

That last point may have less to do with football than the others, but it showed Lovejoy for what he is: a smug imbecile who will jump on any bandwagon and laugh in your face if you were Ray Parlour or wearing a Cheltenham Town shirt.

And his book, ‘Lovejoy on Football’, displays that attitude perfectly.

From his rants about how football should be taken away from the ‘fanatics’ and given back to the public to dedicating an entire chapter on his sexist views, nothing else has shown Lovejoy’s character better.

In essence, he simultaneously has the character traits of two certain ‘Top Gear’ presenters by expressing “outrageously politically incorrect opinions” and being a “horrible weasel kid at school hanging around with the bullies, laughing at their jokes, in the hope they won’t pick on him”.

To celebrate this monstrosity of an ego, here’s 30 of the most insane quotes from his book – whittled down from around ten dozen.

If it provides a decent chuckle, the book may have some slight justification. And, if it doesn’t, at least the grammar is pretty decent.

30.

“I have since decided that Jamie Theakston is, in all probability, the greatest goalkeeper in the history of the game” (p.172).

It’s nice to see that celebrity football tournaments are eligible in these sort of lists.

29.

“The crowd must abuse anyone who walks on the pitch who isn’t a player, unless they are a former player/legend in which case they must be absolutely applauded” (p.140).

This is one of Lovejoy’s many uses the word ‘absolutely’ in the book.

28.

“If Topman can bring out as many t-shirts as they want, then why can’t football teams? If they don’t sell them, that’s their problem isn’t it?” (p.256).

Lovejoy offers his thoughts on economics and football shirts.

27.

“Let me start with a confession. I have always thought that women and football was, inherently, a bad combination” (p.110).

Richard Keys and Andy Gray would be proud of Lovejoy’s unsubtle sexism.

26.

“Serge has definitely got something and I have nothing but respect for the bloke, even if Noel Gallagher reckons that he is now more famous for that moment than he is for his music. This is probably true. Again, the power of telly” (p.123).

Lovejoy on what he thinks Sergio Kasabian’s Pizzorno is famous for: kicking a football in a car park on ‘Soccer AM’.

25.

“The lower down the league structure you go, the longer the throw-ins must be. In the Premiership, for instance, throw-ins never tend to be any longer than two yards, three at most, and usually consist of one player throwing the ball to a team-mate who then cushions a volley back to the thrower. They start getting longer in the Championship, and by the time you reach League Two the throw-ins are just missiles launched from wherever into the opposition penalty area” (p. 141).

Lovejoy talks about what throw-ins were like when Rory Delap was still playing in Championship.

24.

“Why are coaches only allowed within the confines of that tiny little box? As far as I’m concerned, managers should be allowed to go wherever they want; right along the touchline, behind the goals, even on the pitch if they really need to” (p.42).

I can see that Lovejoy is a fan of player-managers.

23.

“When I started writing the book, though, I secretly worried that I was a rubbish football fan. If anything now I think I may well be the BIGGEST FAN IN THE WORLD” (p.268).

The ego, with added capitals, has landed.

22.

“I always advise girlfriends of mine, when they’re looking for potential problems, to make sure they ask the man what football team he supports. It’s irrelevant who they do support, but if they are into football in any small way, it’s a starting place for realising they’re halfway normal, and you have a decent chance of a relationship” (p.20).

Timothy P Lovejoy: an expert agony uncle.

21.

“As a football fan, it is your duty to hate the most successful team of the moment” (p.96).

Okay. *takes a step back*

20.

“The great thing about supporting England is that it gives supporters of smaller clubs a taste of the big time” (p.216).

Lovejoy used Hull City as an example for this. The irony of this is most amusing.

19.

“I remember one England game against Andorra when our goalkeeper Paul Robinson must have touched the ball once in the entire 90 minutes. The following day, one paper gave him 7 out of 10 while another gave him 6. How does that work? Surely he should have got 10 out of 10 on the basis that everything he did was executed perfectly and England didn’t concede any goals? What was he expected to do? Come out of his goal and score a hat-trick?” (p.45)

Somehow, I get the feeling that this man doesn’t quite get the idea of player ratings.

18.

“But I must admit that in the early days of Soccer AM we all used to watch women’s football and just absolutely wet ourselves. It was hysterical. Pure belly-laugh comedy” (p.111).

Here’s some more sexism from Lovejoy.

17.

“Going to football is not just about watching the action, it’s also about making sure you’re dressed right” (p.29).

Some sage words about football culture, here.

16.

“About half way through that first year at Soccer AM I realised that a) it was virtually impossible for me to carry on playing, and b) it may be more advantageous for me and the show if I started going to Stamford Bridge to watch Chelsea again. Purely for professional reasons, of course” (p.146).

Lovejoy talks about his hiatus from Stamford Bridge.

15.

“Any haircut seen in the Premier League will still be widely visible in League One two seasons later, when it’s no longer fashionable” (p.142).

I, somehow, get the feeling that Lovejoy is not a huge admirer of the Football League.

14.

“As a kid you’re always led to believe that if you’re going to make it as a professional you have to be truly gifted and stand out from the crowd but that night, as we drove home after a few beers (we got a lift home), me and Fenners agreed that there was absolutely no reason why we shouldn’t have been professional footballers” (p.230).

Lovejoy talks about training with Torquay United for a day.

13.

“But it’s not called the beautiful game for nothing. Is there anything more breathtaking than watching a player like Barcelona’s Lionel Messi dance through the Getafe defence? For the millions of people who watched that clip on YouTube, it’s like a religious experience” (p.11).

Lovejoy discusses what football means to the masses.

12.

“I remember as a kid being on the terraces at Vicarage Road and hearing people shout Lenny Henry’s catchphrase from Tiswas, ‘Oooooooh-kaaaaaaay!’ Many years later I like to think Soccer AM was the show that put the catchphrases in the stand” (p.66).

Lovejoy dreams about the possible legacy of ‘Soccer AM’.

11.

“If you’ve ever watched a women’s game you’ll know that women goalies simply cannot jump. I have no idea why that may be the case, but they are absolutely hopeless. I said this once to one of the goalies at Charlton’s ladies side and I thought she was going to punch my lights out. But it’s true, if you aim for the top right hand corner or top left hand corner in a women’s game, you will always score. They can’t take goal kicks either. You watch. They’ll always get the centre-half to trot back and take it for them, just so the ball will actually leave the penalty area.” (p.111).

And here’s even more sexism from everyone’s ‘favourite’ broadcaster.

10.

“I do still go to the occasional Chelsea away fixture but only if it involves going on a plane to somewhere exotic to watch them in the latter stages of the Champions’ League, like Rome, Monaco or Barcelona. If you’re going to do it, you may as well make the most of it” (p.25).

Lovejoy on what it is like to be a Chelsea fan in 2007.

9.

“A couple of days after my contract ran out, I received a letter from Sky, informing me that my free Sky subscription would now be turned off as I was no longer an employee of the company. Some people get a carriage clock or some flowers then they leave a job they’ve been in for ages. Loyal football players get a testimonial. I got my Sky cancelled” (p.68).

I wonder what Lovejoy would have expected after 20 years of service at Sky?

8.

“The sad thing about being a Chelsea fan is that we don’t really have a derby game to enjoy each season. Perhaps the closest we have, or rather had, was whenever we played Leeds United” (p.243).

It shouldn’t be a surprise that Tim Lovejoy does not have a degree in Geography.

7.

“In fact this book got great reviews from everyone apart from a couple of football magazines who trade on the old fashioned ‘real fan’ ideals. However, these magazines don’t sell enough copies to fill Spotland (Rochdale’s stadium) so it doesn’t matter what they think” (p.5).

He seems bitter about a certain magazine’s infamous book review.

6.

“Just as I was walking round the corner, though, there was this almighty explosion. It was pandemonium. People were crying and screaming and, suddenly, all you could hear was police sirens. When I go to Knightsbridge tube station, a policeman told me they’d closed it and all I could say was, ‘But I’ve got to get to Chelsea!’ Everyone around was in this blind panic. I was completely oblivious to the fact that an IRA car bomb had just killed six people and injured countless others. All I could think that I’d arranged to meet my friends in the pub and I was going to miss them” (p.31).

He’s a sensitive lad, isn’t he?

5.

“If I was a footballer I’d definitely want to be Robbie Savage” (p.76).

You can see the logic behind this, can’t you?

4.

“As a football fan you have to know the order of your silverware. When you’re challenging for honours on four fronts, like Chelsea, you often find yourself pondering which of the trophies you would rather win at the expense of others. For me, there is a clear pecking order in the importance of the trophies you would want your club to win and, unless you’re a modern day Liverpool fan who only cares about the Champions’ League, it goes something like this…

1. The Premiership
2. The Champions’ League
3. The FA Cup
4. The UEFA Cup
5. The Carling Cup
6. The Championship
7. League Two
8. League Three
9. LDV/Johnstone’s Paint/Autowindshields/screens (whatever it’s called that season)
10. The Rugby World Cup” (p.91)

Ah, the old trick of not knowing the names of the different leagues in English football occurs here.

3.

“Whose idea was it to have 22 mascots being led out by the teams, instead of just the one lucky lad that it’s always been and why has no one ever questioned it? Now at the start of any big game, there’s a mascot for each and every player, which, by my reckoning, means that once you’ve included the four match officials and the TV crew there are well over 50 people waiting in the tunnel. Do we really believe this is helping to kick racism out of football?” (p.37).

He already lost the plot on page 37.

2.

“I had many happy days watching Watford. I would play football for the school in the morning, and me and my brother would talk the tube or the bus to the ground, and we progressed from the Shrodells into watching football on the terraces, and I even bought a replica Watford shirt. I actually celebrated Watford’s promotion one year by going fully-clothed in the pond at the top of the high street with a thousand other Watford fans. My brother and me missed the last bus, and had to walk home thoroughly wet, trying to think up excuses for our mum as to why our Doc Martens were soaked through. Having been to games at Fourth Division Watford, watching players like Ross Jenkins and Kenny Jackett, the time had come to go to Stamford Bridge and watch my first love, Chelsea. It was like another world” (p.22).

The transition in becoming a First Division supporter, from a Fourth Division supporter, is discussed in great detail.

1.

“The way I see it football is more important than politics too. After all, can you show me anything else that has so much power over the people of the world? It’s also a stereotype, but also true, that football unites people. Recently Iraqis celebrated winning the Asian Cup – and people normally at each other’s throats were out celebrating in the streets together. You want more proof? Ok, how many member states are there in the United Nations? I’ll tell you. There’s 192. Now, how many countries do you think tried to qualify for the last world cup? I’ll tell you again – 198. It’s an amazing statistic and one that, arguably, makes the FIFA President Sepp Blatter, and not Dubya, the most powerful man on the planet” (p.15).

Blimey. Just blimey. The man is clearly an idiot of the highest order.

11
Apr
11

Roy of the Rovers predicts the future of football

Predicting the future of football is, sometimes, a hard task.

Some predictions have been correct and others have been wrong, but one comes from an unlikely source.

While the “Glo-Ball Report… Date: 2092” feature in the ‘Roy of the Rovers Yearbook 1993′ may have been a light-hearted joke in 1992 but, in a sport where marketing and money has become more important, it is far more relevant in 2011.

1. “In the qualifying rounds for the 2094 World Cup Finals, Great Britain have been drawn against the Middle East, Central Russia, the Western United States, and Oceania. The British team are co-favourites to repeat their World success in 2070 and 2082, along with defending world champions – North-East China.”

2. “In the tenth year of the World League of Soccer, the North London Aces (formerly Tottenham Hotspur, Arsenal and Barnet) lift the world trophy, having beaten the California Cruisers in the last game – thanks to a hat-trick by Geoff Lineker.”

3. Tokyo Bullets, Berlin Bulls and Cape Town Crush are the three teams who are relegated from the World League of Soccer in 2092. The other competing teams are: Roman Raiders, Melchester Rovers, Nairobi Rhinos, Moscow Machine, Brasilia Forest and Mexico City Saints.

4. Great Britain won their second European Championship in a row after beating Iberia (formerly Spain and Portugal) in the final, at the 200,000 seater “Race Mega-Stadium” in Manchester.

5. “Royce [Race] has attracted a number of lucrative transfer offers from overseas club, most notably a quarter of a billion pluton bid from an unidentified Far Eastern source.”

6. “2093 sees the promotion of the three teams – Hong Kong Heat, Arabian Knights and South Pole Bears (whose home will be the temperature-controlled Ice Pavilion – five miles north of the South Pole!)”

7. “Next season, will herald the first ever Moon Shield – played under the Tranquillity Dome on the moon’s surface. The North London Aces (World League champions) will face Melchester Rovers (World League Cup champions) in this historic heavenly match-up. This game will pave the way for the introduction to the World League of the Lunar City Rockets, in 2095 – just twenty years after the initial colonisation of the moon’s surface.”

8. Rule changes include: “a ball cannot be kicked across the middle third – without being touched by a player” and “teams can only have a maximum of nine players in their defensive third”. Another rule change is “any foul by a defensive player in his own third results in an automatic five minutes in the sin-bin”.

9. Further rule changes include: “the pitch is divided into thirds and the game into quarters of an hour, with the clock stopping when the ball goes out of play” and “players can only be offside in the opposition’s third of the field”.

10. Other rule changes include: “penalty areas are now rounded with a radius of 20 meters” and “short corners are taken from the intersection of the penalty area and the goal-line”.

Is there a chance that space could become a marketing tool for football? Will Tottenham Hotspur, Arsenal and Barnet join forces to become one unbeatable team? Could there really be a World League of Soccer and a 200,000-seater stadium in Manchester named after Roy Race? Could short corners and a sin-bin really be introduced?

It may or may not happen but, considering that the yearbook’s predictions seems less exaggerated now than it did in late 1992, there may be a small chance that football could really become like this in 2092.

01
Mar
11

The ‘best’ quotes from Steve Claridge’s ‘Beyond the Boot Camps’

Admit it, you don’t like Steve Claridge.

It’s okay. Everyone gets a little bit frustrated when you listen to the former Portsmouth and Leicester City striker waffling on about nothing during ‘The Football League Show’.

Claridge was not a bad player, but his over-earnest approach to punditry is annoying.

He makes Garth Crooks look like Robbie Savage and his tendency to emphasis every point with such force is embarrassing. He also seems to think that he is Pelé of punditry and his inflated opinion of himself does not stop there.

Anyone who has read his two autobiographies will know that Claridge is a man who thinks of himself very highly and has the arrogance to match.

‘Beyond the Boot Camps’ by Steve Claridge with Ian Ridley takes this narcissism to new levels but, thankfully, it also provides some classic quotes.

The ‘best’ 25 quotes, in reverse order, are revealed below. Hopefully, you can have a good chortle at them.

25.

“By then I wasn’t your normal 34-year-old player looking to squeeze the last drop out of his career, I was fanatically fit and knew I could play until I was 40” (p.26).

Claridge on being offered the Portsmouth player-manager job in 2000.

24.

“I don’t really have any hobbies, since football has been both my job and my hobby” (p. 278).

Claridge talks about life outside football.

23.

“Looking back, I can understand now why Pulis played them together, because they were a strong, powerful pair and that was his style and a sign of how he wanted the team to play. Back then, though, I had trouble gasping how the best striker in the club was being left out” (p.22).

Claridge talks about Tony Pulis preferring to play Lee Mills and Lee Bradbury up-front, at Portsmouth, instead of him.

22.

“I had only rarely needed agents, and only then to sound out clubs for me, and had no need of one now. I knew how to draw up a contract” (p.32).

Claridge on the irony of not needing an agent.

21.

“He liked all the stuff about cones and bibs; making sure the team bus was on time and players’ meals sorted. I liked to think about teams, patterns and shapes and preferred to leave all that stuff to someone else. Guy was also a nice bloke, whereas I have an edge to me, so thought he would be a good foil for me on the bad-cop, good-cop principle of managers and their assistants” (p.29).

Claridge remarks on Guy Whittingham’s credentials as a player-assistant manager.

20.

“It was another place to add to the list of those who were now hiring me as a firefighter. I should have been travelling round the country in a red engine with a bell ringing” (p. 223).

Claridge talks about his final days as a professional footballer, this time at Paul Merson’s Walsall.

19.

“It was a point proven all round, both to Pulis and McGhee, not that either of them said anything to me” (p.23).

Claridge has the last laugh after scoring for Portsmouth in their 3-1 victory over Wolves.

18.

“He was an honest lad, who would later go through the pain barrier for me when he probably wouldn’t have done for other managers” (p.30).

Claridge on Ceri Hughes.

17.

“My first game was at home to Sheffield Wednesday and, naturally, I picked myself” (p.32).

Claridge discusses his first match as Portsmouth’s player-manager.

16.

“Also, I had the courtesy to brush my teeth that day and I’m not sure he did” (p. 130).

Claridge discusses the personal hygiene of footballers at Lewes FC.

15.

“I had just bought an £80 Boss T-shirt that went missing after training, which annoyed me. The next week, Pethick turned up for his lift down to training wearing it and spun some story about where he got it. When I told him it was mine he seemed surprised, but said I could have it back after training. I wasn’t having that. I had it straight off his back and made him travel down to Weymouth naked from the waist up” (p. 132).

Claridge talks about a spat with Robbie Pethwick, during his managerial spell at Weymouth.

14.

“Things got so bad that I had to put Guy Whittingham on the bench against Wimbledon on Boxing Day. Fortunately we got away with a 1-1 draw in which I scored. Guy also came on, and I challenge anyone to find another example at such a high level of both a manager and his assistant being in a squad together, let alone on the filed at the same time” (p.44).

Claridge discusses his managerial legacy.

13.

“They had interviewed the other bloke but now wanted to offer me the job. Thank God for that, I thought, I’ll get my air fare back now” (p. 180).

Claridge’s reaction to be offered the job as Millwall’s manager.

12.

“Havant – who would later be tagged with all that romance-of-the-Cup stuff some seasons later when they went to Liverpool – were not in reality a particularly friendly or welcoming club and I had recently been refused access to their boardroom for a half-time cup of tea when scouting a player because I was wearing black jeans. And all this despite the fact that we had let one of their scouts into our boardroom pre-season who was wearing shorts” (p. 123-124).

Alan Partridge, erm I mean Steve Claridge, talks about wearing jeans and shorts during football matches.

11.

“When you are a player, you can indulge your personality, as I had done in acquiring that reputation as mine as a character” (p.39).

Claridge discusses his personality.

10.

“Most players put together an autobiography as they come to the end of their career – if they are interesting enough for people to want to read about them, that is. Rarely do they have a second volume in them. Steve Claridge, however, is not most players. The evidence comes in the form of one of the most vivid and varied of footballing lives, on and off the field” (p.3).

The book’s first line.

9.

“Anyone who would later go on that BBC show Dragon’s Den and who wanted to get the better of Theo should have contacted me first to know how to deal with him – financially at least” (p.66).

Claridge boasts about his financial acumen.

8.

“For me it is quite simple. In the end, I am right and he is wrong” (p. 248).

Claridge on the acclaimed football journalist Gabriele Marcotti.

7.

“Steve’s management style was the one and only thing that let him down in his time at Weymouth,” Waldock believes. “To say his style was brutal would be an understatement. The Alex Ferguson hairdyer would be described as a subtle breeze in comparison with some of Steve’s post-match debriefs” (p. 104).

Former Weymouth captain John Waldock on Claridge’s spell as Weymouth’s player-manager.

6.

“To be honest, I don’t think there are many who do know more than me” (p. 253-254).

Steve Claridge on Steve Claridge.

5.

“Steve is a maverick who rewards someone who allows him to get on and do the job by delivering results. He has that spark and touch of ingenuity that requires the indulgence the talented need. In return, he brings a liveliness and vibrancy to the place and to your existence” (p. 242).

Co-author Ian Ridley on what Claridge is really like.

4.

“As I spoke with Theo over the next day or two during discussions about my pay-off, he went over the old ground and said he was hearing more and more about how poor-pre season training had been. I reminded him that this was Steve Claridge, who was one of the fittest footballers around and who expected his players to be as well. Some of them had said it had been the hardest pre-season they had known” (p. 200).

Claridge explains why he should not have been sacked as the manager of Millwall.

3.

“Actually, I think I get too technical at times because I am very into the tactics and strategy of the game, which you need to be as an expert summariser, both on radio and TV. I like to explain why certain formations work for certain teams, why this player is good in such a role, what his strengths and weaknesses are. I think what people like, or at least they say to me they do, is that when I say something, I give an explanation for it. If something is wrong, I say why. People also like a bit of humour, a bit of lightness amid the lesson if you like, and I think I can deliver that” (p.253).

Claridge talks about why he thinks he is a good football pundit.

2.

“Was someone inside the club acting as his “mole” to get stuff against me?” (p. 192).

Claridge talks about why he was sacked by Millwall.

1.

“Steve has always insisted that it was him who made Emile Heskey look so good and that it was him who got Heskey his £11 million pound move to Liverpool from Leicester” (p.60).

Steve Claridge: footballer, broadcaster, and the man behind Emile Heskey’s successful career.

17
Feb
11

Blast from the past: Sheffield Wednesday 0 – 1 Birmingham City (26/12/2001)

Birmingham City and Sheffield Wednesday are both preparing for Saturday’s fifth round FA Cup tie at St Andrews, with both sides facing contrasting fortunes.

City have established themselves as a respected Premier League outfit and the Blues are also facing Arsenal in the League Cup final next weekend.

Sheffield Wednesday, however, are in the middle of a disappointing season where mid-table mediocrity seems certain, despite the recent managerial appointment of Gary Megson.

Both teams also started the 2001-2002 Nationwide Division One season with contrasting expectations.

Expectations were high at St Andrews, for instance, with manager Trevor Francis being expecting to deliver promotion for the Midlands outfit.

They had suffered three consecutive play-off semi-final defeats, under Francis, and an appearance in the 2001 League Cup final only heightened expectations.

Francis made changes to the squad, but these were minimal. Right-back Jon Bass was released, whilst highly-rated Huddersfield Town goalkeeper Nico Vaesen and experienced Watford forward Tommy Mooney both joined the Blues during the summer.

Different starts

Francis’ side started well, despite an 3-1 opening day defeat at the hands of Wimbledon.

They won their next four matches against Millwall, Walsall, Sheffield Wednesday and Stockport County but a 3-0 defeat by Manchester City in September signalled the beginning of the end for Francis.

They failed to win their next five games, which included an embarrassing 6-0 defeat at Manchester City in the League Cup, and Francis was sacked in October.

This was despite winning his final match in charge, a 3-1 win against Barnsley.

It was suggested by some that disagreements with managing director Karen Brady was behind Francis’ sacking, as the Blues were only five points adrift from third place despite the poor run of results.

Sheffield Wednesday also made a disappointing start to the season, despite the lower expectations at Hillsborough.

Peter Shreeves was retained as manager, after last season’s impressive run of eight wins in 14 matches to drive the Owls clear of relegation trouble.

A relegation battle was still seen as a possibility – despite the permanent signings of former Wimbledon striker Efan Ekoku, centre-back Danny Maddix from QPR and promising midfielder Paul McLaren from Luton Town – after the release of high-earners Wim Jonk, Gilles de Bilde, Ritchie Humphreys and Petter Rudi.

The season started badly at Hillsborough with a 2-0 home defeat to Burnley on the first day of the season, and things got progressively worse as they only won one of their first 13 league games, which included a 11 match winless run.

The only saving grace for Shreeves was an impressive 4-2 victory over Premier League outfit Sunderland in the League Cup, which saw a wonder goal from Italian forward Michele Di Piedi.

Shreeves, like Francis, left his managerial position in October, just two days after Francis’ departure from Birmingham City.

Changes are made

When the two sides met in December 2001, they both had appointed new managers.

The Owls had immediately replaced Shreeves with assistant manager Terry Yorath, which had an immediate response as he won his first two matches in charge against Barnsley and Walsall.

The club’s form, however, was very inconsistent – despite a 5-0 thrashing over rock-bottom club Stockport County and an excellent 4-0 home win against Watford – so the Owls were still struggling in the league.

It took longer for Birmingham City to appoint their new manager, after Division One high-flyers Crystal Palace placed a temporary injunction on manager Steve Bruce, which would have forced him to serve a nine-month leaving notice, to prevent him from leaving Selhurst Park.

Bruce still joined St Andrews as their manager in December, despite the Eagles’ best efforts to stop him joining their promotion rivals.

The match

The Boxing Day clash was only Bruce’s third game in charge, which started well for the Blues after Stan Lazaridis’ 25-yard shot just went over the bar after just 90 seconds into the game.

The home side still dominated the game after this, as Kevin Pressman had to save Curtis Woodhouse’s early shot on goal and Mooney’s long-range effort went wide of goal.

The Owls were still competitive in the early stages of the match, though, when Maddix headed Gerald Sibon’s free-kick and goalkeeper Ian Bennett was forced to make a superb save.

Left-back Martin Grainger also had to be at his best to clear the ball away from danger. Ekoku also had a chance to put Wednesday in front, after being set up by Simon Donnelly, but Darren Purse exerted enough pressure for Ekoku to shoot wide.

The away side applied further pressure throughout the second-half, after Jon McCarthy volleyed a short-range shot over after Lazaridis’ cross.

Bennett made another impressive save from Gerald Sibon, whilst Steve Haslam and Ekoku were just as wasteful in front of goal for the Owls.

Birmingham City then went on the counter-attack, after Bennett saved an effort from Haslam, when Mooney flicked the ball on for Horsfield, who raced into the box and cut inside two defenders before slotting the ball past Pressman to give Blues the lead.

Trond Egil Soltvedt, meanwhile, had three chances to equalise for the Owls but was thwarted by a resilient defence and an in-form Bennett, who did well to save his chipped shot.

Mooney should have doubled the Blues’ lead during injury time but, despite his volley from 20-yards going just one yard wide from goal, the one goal was enough to secure Birmingham a valuable three points.

The rest of the season

Steve Bruce had already made his mark as manager, before this game, by signing Irish right-back Jeff Kenna from Blackburn Rovers and he improved the squad over the coming months with the signings of Stern John from Nottingham Forest, Sheffield United’s Paul Devlin, Celtic’s Oliver Tebily, Steve Vickers from Middlesbrough and Blackburn Rovers’ Damien Johnson.

Marcelo, David Burrows and Martin O’Connor, however, left the club to reduce an ever-increasing wage-bill.

These signings were valuable for Birmingham as, in March, the club went on 13 match unbeaten-run to gain promotion via the play-offs. The club defeated Millwall 2-1 on aggregate during the play-offs semi-finals and they defeated Norwich City in the final on penalties, after a 1-1 draw.

The Blues only lost four of Bruce’s first 26 league games in charge and they carried on that fine form in the Premier League, as they finished the 2002-2003 season in a comfortable 13th place.

Wednesday, however, struggled for the rest of the season, despite the million-pound singing of Finnish striker Shefki Kuqi from Stockport County.

Burrows also joined the club after Yorath’s arrival, as well as Blackburn Rovers centre-back Marlon Broomes and experienced Scottish forward Kevin Gallacher from Preston North End.

They only won three of their last 11 league games, despite an outstanding run to the League Cup semi-final, as they found themselves just one place from the relegation zone on the final day of the season.

For Sheffield Wednesday to be relegated, though, they had to lose against Wolverhampton Wanderers and Crewe Alexander had to defeat fellow strugglers Rotherham United by at least ten goals.

This never happened, as the Owls secured a 2-2 draw, despite Crewe’s 2-0 win. The Owls finished the 2001-2002 season in 20th place and just one point above the drop-zone.

The next season, however, was even more disappointing as Yorath left the club in October 2002, after winning only one of his last nine league games in charge.

The club were relegated from Division One at the end of the 2002-2003 season, despite Chris Turner’s arrival as manager, and the two club’s contrasting fortunes remain to this day.

Sheffield Wednesday 0 – 1 Birmingham City scorer (26/12/2001)
Geoff Horsfield (77)

Line-ups:
Sheffield Wednesday (4-4-2): Pressman, Westwood, Broomes, Maddix, Geary, Donnelly (McLaren, 56), Soltvedt, Haslam, Djordjic (Bovin, 68), Sibon, Ekoku (Crane, 83)

Substitutes not used: Stringer, Harkness.

Birmingham City (4-4-2):
Bennett, Kenna, Purse, Vickers, Grainger, McCarthy (Johnson, 71), O’Connor, Woodhouse, Lazaridis (Hughes, 51), Horsfield, Mooney

Substitutes not used: Vaesen, Marcelo, Burrows.

Attendance at Hillsborough: 24,335
Referee: Jeff Winter (Middlesbrough)




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